Greek Collateral

The Greek debt situation has struck new absurd heights in the latest deal with the Finnish government.

Look, now we're doing absurd stuff anyway, I suggest the Dutch also go for collateral. But not cash, no, I want Zakynthos. Nice little island between mainland Greece and Italy. Take it!

The joke continues. On the radio they thought Samos would also be a good candidate. No way! Zakynthos has oil and wine production, an airfield, and is closer to the Netherlands. Nothing you can't fix with a good Dutch government, a Dutch bank, a Dutch bar, some hotels, and some windmills. Take it!